“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
we’re gonna be weird adults
I glued googley eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn’t be lonely.
wow your toaster is so happy
aww and they’re cute
AanD IM LIKE OW
NEVER THOGUHT ITD HRUT SO BAD